Ugly

Well, I know that my favorite time of year has finally arrived because the winner of the "Ugliest Dog" competition was announced again. The top picture is the winner from 2006, and the one below is the winner from this year.

I'm not a dog person. My family never owned a dog and I would seriously doubt that we will ever own a dog. I would much rather own a cat. It's less work and they don't smell or poop all over the yard. However, if I could own one of these dogs, I would do it in a heartbeat. Think of how much better owning one of these dogs would make you feel about yourself. You know, sometimes you look in the mirror and think "Hey, I'm fat" or "My hair is falling out" or "How did you ever get married?" or something like that, but having the world's ugliest dog for a pet would always give you a different perspective on attractiveness. To make yourself feel better, you could always look at the dog and say "At least I don't look as ugly as you."